Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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