nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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