She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.