Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I am mentally ready for anal.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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