It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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