dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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