Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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