i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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