too bad you live with your parents still
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i dont even know how to be here
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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