just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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