I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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