physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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