She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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