Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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