So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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