I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
