I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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