One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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