i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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