Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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