i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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