So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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