i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she told me i tasted like america
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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