i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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