i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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