it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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