craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Come see our sink grown plant.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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