Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
