4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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