if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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