i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
