I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I wish I only lived at night.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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