my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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