Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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