from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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