On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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