If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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