I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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