She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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