Having a random hookup so left but love u
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Randomize
