you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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