idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
