I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at templeÂ
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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