no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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