in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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