He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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