Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
We left the knife in your bed.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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