The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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