Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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