Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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