Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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