Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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