i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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