spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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