Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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