office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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